My UN Speech

Well I guess I told the U.S. where to get off, eh? And what a crowd turned out to see my handsome face! Who could resist me? Look at this wonderful AP photo of me! I'm such a handsome guy, and New York turned out to admire and support me. Those wonderful religious leaders showed their support too. But still, others are complaining.

Well see you later dear diary. I have a lot of things to do today. I want to get a falafel in the city...

New Drone toy

Did you hear about my new radio controlled Drone aircraft? It can fly over 600 miles. Hoo Boy. I love these toys.



Now I have a rocket and a long-range aircraft. I only need to get the, well, you know, the "Boom-boom" to work, ya! Hoo Boy! Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

You can read about it here .

I get so much free publicity! Ha ha

Way to go, Hugo!!!

Well, I tell you, Hugo is very happy today. He no longer has to put up with those pesky term limits! Congrats Big Guy!


Now if only we can get that set up for me. Hmm, where is my 'to do' list?

Oh dear, not Khatami!

Dear Diary,
Well, I though I'd be a shoe-in since I'm such a likable guy with so much charisma. And who can't love a face like mine? But nooo! Now Khatami's running against me and he's soft on the West! My hair is better than that governor from Illinois too, what's his name? Blog-o-vich or something. Who can pronounce names like that anyways! Jeez! And K-man is talking trash about me now. Well I'm rambling dear diary. I need to go shoot off another missile to relax. Or maybe I'll just have my Photoshop guru's make it look like I shot off another one. Hee hee hee!

So remember to vote for me. I will continue to harrass the Western devils! I will put a camel in every garage and a chicken in every pot, or is that the other way around?

See you next time dear diary!



M.A.